Oh, so here it is, the beginning of this thing,
The odds are against me but ready to give it a wing!

I’m PUMPED, EXCITED, OTHERWISE DELIGHTED, to actually begin!
What’s first? Oh, rules. Let me set some rules and then…

WE’RE OFF! Okay, this will be no sweat, I am STOKED, I say!
Hm, it’s kind of boring because I see no results today.

That’s okay, tomorrow’s another day, and it will certainly be…
HARDER! ALREADY?! Geez, this sucks gravy!

“With a shake of his head, our Hero remains in the race.”
“Though he whimpers, to drop out so soon would mean disgrace.”

Shut up, Voice in My Head; I already feel dead.
How can I face tomorrow, so filled with dread?

But I must, and I SHALL! This is no time for chicken fowl.
Oh, nice rhyme, Einstein.

(It’s the best I could do with this incoherent brew. Sorryyyy.)
Back on track, past day two, hating the worldly.

AGONIZING! Every minute of Time!
So tired and miserable, can’t even rhyme.

*Struggle* *Fight* *Slump & Regain*
WAKE UP, ROCKY!! TIME TO RETRAIN!

Oh, Man.
Wake me when it’s over.